You asked about Benjamin Boyce?

Asking questions about Benjamin Boyce is a common pastime and a common mistake. If you were really lucky, he’d be asking you questions. But all are not leprechauns. No, you and I are left to pester the promiscuous search engines. Unlike Boyce, they always say yes, although they sometimes improv the “and” to flavor results in their favor. But what are these wanton answer mills doling out lately? And is it worth reading? Below is a modest survey of the questscape.

Popular questions about Benjamin Boyce from Google users

So we see that people want to know…

Does our Benjamin have a YouTube?

Oh, yes. Yes, he most certainly does. And you may subscribe.

https://www.youtube.com/c/BenjaminABoyce

What did Benjamin Boyce do at Evergreen?

The Evergreen State College debacle was an uprising of students at the state-owned school in Olympia, Washington of the same name. A social equity committee appointed by then-president George Sumner Bridges decided that a Day of Absence should be observed quarterly. On this day, the approximately 25% of students who were self-assessed as minorities would stay home from the college to raise awareness of their contributions. In 2017 the observance was reversed, urging white college students and faculty to remain off campus. On the Day of Absence starting June 1st, 2017, students with bats and sticks damaged the school to the tune of $10,000, prompting a closure of the school. Some students searched the school, bearing weapons, for allegedly racist evolutionary biology professor Bret Weinstein. Benjamin Boyce was there with rudimentary documentary equipment. He released an impressively comprehensive documentary about it. Here it is:

Does Mr. Boyce have a Podcast?

Tragically, no. He has 4,166 podcasts. You might petition him to align them in some manner, that the world may know him better and rejoice. The links at the top and bottom of this website will take you all around the endless internet in search of those constellation fragments that form the Boyce of Reason as an abstract entity. But the Boyce of Reason podcast was itself one of Boyce’s podcasts. Now, do not despair. Surely Mr. B. did create that pod, and it persists. But whereas he is not still naming his videos “the Boyce of Reason podcast” it would be presumptuous to say that his podcast currently bears that name. Best practice: hit up his YouTube. There will be things on there, often new.

What is this “Conversations” thing?

It’s actually Calmversations. It was a batch of podcast episodes. Is it still happening? I can’t tell. I like the name. It’s clever.

Is Benjamin A. Boyce clever? Yes.

To answer the question in the graphic above, being clever seems to be working out better than average for B.A.B.

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No, he isn’t missing in action. Our good fellow just happens to have recently shot a video with one Mia in which they merrily go a-terfing. Now you have the answer without having to shop for it on your own. This is the platinum concierge service, folks.

As for a wife

As far as I know, Boyces replicate through meiosis. This particular model may be the last, in which case I hope he settles down with a worthy counterpart. He must not be discontinued.

β€œNo, the world must be peopled.”

Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing

Wikipedia?!?!

There isn’t one, but eventually this will changeβ€”I don’t know how to do it. Go make Boyce a Wiki. Yes, that is a direct command. But it’s not rude because we’re not in Japan where inanimate objects have to speak up to you like the humblest of servants. In defense of that custom, inanimate objects are literally subhuman. Perhaps they should show some respect.