Benjamin? Oh, he’s fine. Just flying around the world talking to attractive people with strong opinions. Getting on planes, breaking chains, bleaching stains off our corroded brains.

If Mr. Benyameen had anything better to do than slicing the Gordian knot of gender politics, he’d be doing it.

See this? It’s a link to playlists full of Buh-hen-jamin Buh-hoyce videos you’ve only seen all of if you’re a real fan.

https://www.youtube.com/@BenjaminABoyce/playlists

Meanwhile, who is feeding his cat? THIS impostor?!

You don’t have to like it, but someone has to be watching the animals. They can’t just run feral or the cats will kill all the birds, and then the worms will take over the earth.

And worms are vermin.

Gross.