Calmversations with Benjamin Boyce has struck the million mark for the first and only time in history. This breaks many cultural taboos, as 1,000,000 is high above the proper average that statistics have laid down for our guidance. But our man Benji forges ahead like a modern-day Abignale. Is he slowing down? Not intentionally if at all. The Boy who would be Ce has all the momentum of a million marks striking a calmversation.
As you may have noticed, this website contains many Boycine links to his scattered contributions: gold leaf flakes of internet caught in the world-wide web. But there was no Anchor FM link. How is one supposed to listen to our favorite smooth-toned, bestubbled interlocutor? It was like we were living in a gotdanged creepypasta.
But never fear. The rift has been mended. The Springfield Gorge has been jumped. The laceration has been butterfly-bandaged. That anchor to the Anchor? It lives. In fact it’s right here on the Benjamin A. Boyce website. You can click it now. Perhaps you should. The first one, not the second one. The second one just takes you back to the homepage. Or more like a homey page since we’re all friends here. Haha.
Now that’s not to say we all agree on anything. For example, do we all HEARTILY SHUN woke puritans? Probably not. But Andrew Doyle does, AKA A-Doy, AKA the Big Doyle, AKA Doyliedoyliedoylie. And our impetuous liege B-Boyce has the scoop on that one. Here’s 31 flavors for you:
Wow, that was a hoot. A HOOT!
Wait, did we do the thing again where we don’t include Anchor? Well, at the risk of being too inclusive to maintain definitional integrity, here’s the Anchor FM embed to the same thing but audio-only:
If you like that better, enjoy it. It won’t last forever. People keep talking about the heat death of the universe, and if they keep doing that it might happen.